TIDWTF {More Chase sayings}

I keep a running "notes" section on my phone where I add funny things Chase says. Sometimes Wes and I read them and just crack up at how his language has changed over the course of just a few short months. I told Wes just the other day that I can't really even remember when he couldn't talk. Here are just a few of the funny, silly, sweet (and sometmes gross) things he has said lately.

"Mommy! I have a surprise for you!"
(Me: Oh, really? What is it?)
"Oh, it's just a little tiny booger."

To his Daddy: "Playing with you makes my heart feel good."

"I pooped in my diaper. It smells like vinegar."

We were talking about where Mimi and his cousins live. (Kentucky)
He said "Not Rubber Ducky. IN-Tucky! Not OUT-Tucky. IN-Tucky."

Lilly threw up near the fireplace. Chase saw it and said, "Maybe Santa Claus did that!"

His new favorite phrase after I tell him something is "Well I did not know that!" and "Does that sound like a plan?"

Me: "Look, you are sitting criss-cross applesauce!"
Chase: "No, these aren't applesauce, they are legs."